I wait and wait for the hours to pass As I sit there waiting in class.
Time plays dirty tricks on me,
As I watch it tick by slowly.
All I want to do is see my bed
And reunite my pillow with my head.
To doze off into the great unknown,
To find out where my dreams come from.
Its hard to leave the bed in the morning,
Each day experiences a mourning.
My bed is my best friend,
And my couch, the latest trend.
I like to Netflix and chill,
And have my parents pay the bill.
And the sole purpose of my life is to,
Sleep my days away.
I hate to work in any way,
Be it homework, chores or a Monday.
I prefer sleep over movies,
And tunes that are groovy.
I despise exercise,
Well, that’s not a surprise
My total physical activity involves,
To obtain food from the refrigerator across the hall.
My spirit animal is a sloth,
To be honest, which I like a lot.
It matches me and my personality.
Hey, that’s my reality.
Friends and family call me lazy,
Although that part is a little hazy.
Just to be sure they are right,
But I don’t care because being lazy is a delight.